No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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