There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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