I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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