Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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