problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i came on her dog
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
