I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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