he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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