We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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