okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i out mim tonsoeep
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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