Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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