but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
