Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just googled if crying burns calories
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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