Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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