My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
only you would photoshop your dick
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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