escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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