they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's great music for shaving your balls
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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