Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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