I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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