I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
