but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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