Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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