why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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