we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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