wrigley field is MILF paradise
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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