butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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