Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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