what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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