So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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