Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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