Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Your penis caused this!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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