Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she peed on how many people?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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