FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
