yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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