u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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