did you get engaged???
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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