so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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