called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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