So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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