i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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