I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
