I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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