That's intense
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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