these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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