he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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