Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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