she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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