I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she pinky promised me she was 18
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
