Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
