May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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