thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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