New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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